Paparazzifilth Exposed

Most of the time, Esquire magazine’s yearly anointing of one sexy actress as the ”sexiest woman alive” is a highly predictable, if undeniably sexy, A-list actress- Scarlett Johannson, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba. But this year the magazine allowed its readers to pick the winter in a March Madness-style bracket, and the underdog came out on top. Katrina Bowden- best known as ditzy receptionist Cherie on the NBC sitcom 30 Rock- was a surprise winner, even to herself: ”I was up against Kim Kardashian,” she explained. Katrina celebrated her award with a sexy photo shoot standing in hot ruffled panties that shows off her perfect, ripe peach of a ass.

”I’ve never done more skimpy, racy photos – ever. Well, these aren’t “racy,” but they’re not exactly full outfits either,” she said. For photos that aren’t “racy”, they sure have our blood pumping!

In a shameless ploy for media attention (which worked- it’s all over the internet), desperate housewifey Eva Longoria lived up to the booble by a nip slip on the Late Show with David Letterman last night. Three minutes and twenty seconds into the interview, she exclaimed “My button!” and grabbed at her cleavage as if her boobs fell out of her suit jacket. But it was a ploy. Yes, a scam.

Mr. Skin’s nip slip experts has inspected the footage and declared definitively that Ms. Longoria’s tit did not, in fact, fall out of her shirt. Good try, Eva, but if there’s one perfect team of nipple professionals you can’t fool with a desperate fumble, it’s Mr. Skin’s.

In a crazy twist capable of the silver screen, tabloid regular Lindsay Lohan is back on the team of the upcoming mob drama Gotti: Three Generations, barely a day after executive producer Marc Fiore said that negotiations were “done.” Lindsay saved herself from being knocked off by personally appealing to the producers and agreeing to the terms rejected by her manager-mother Dina.

But despite the eerie, Portrait of Dorian Grey-ish look-a-like between Lindsay and Victoria Gotti (who she was originally slated to play), Lindsay has taken a smaller role as Kim Gotti, the boss’s spicy daughter-in-law. According to insiders, this role is actually “juicier” than Lindsay’s original part, and may even include a erotic sex scene.

”I’m really excited to be back on set and clear up all the misinterpretations about me and show this is what I love to do,” Lindsay said when asked about her immediate change of fortune. Debating how damaged her status has become, with the producer of her last failed project calling her “uninsurable,” Lindsay is really going to have to step up on this one- she can’t get wasted and fuhgetaboutit!

CELEB: Jessica Alba

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